If you don’t feel comfortable wishing somebody a happy birthday, you probably shouldn’t be friends on facebook.

Just reprimanded at work for saying the following when asked if I was able to find someone in another department.

“To be clear, my shift ends at 7pm”.

It was 6:57.

Apparently, my words were not found to be humble enough.

“What right do you have to talk to someone like this?” asked my supervisor.

What right indeed?

but san francisco is lovely.

it’ll take bourbon and tylenol pm to get my head right again.

The play is old.

The play is not very good.

Cherry Jones seemed miscast.

Sally Hawkins seemed miscast.

The play contains zero surprises.

Why can’t i watch For Colored Girls in 3d?

Bad move, America.

Needed a facebook break.

Killed off my Twitter account months ago.

Luddite via amputation?

Don’t cross me, laptop.

I really don’t think Rupert Grint is showing us in a good light.

He will be something to see in his straight-to-netflix films of the mid 2010s.

I absolutely fucking hate this weather. 74 degrees 100% humidity. Too cool to turn on the air conditioner. Everything sticks to everything. The walls feel like human skin. The floor feels like it’s crawling with bugs. 

I hate it. The wind blows in an eerie warm way from the South and East- the wrong way for wind to be blowing.

Oh yeah, everybody wants fall to come. And then it comes and it’s mutant fall.

I hate it.

Thanks for reading.